Try telling anyone that you must get some Cillit Bang and they look at you as if you have got a weird secret perversion. I mean, just look at the name of it - Cillit Bang! Now does that sound serious? I mean, does anyone actually keep a straight face asking for it and what on earth was the inventor actually doing at the time he conjured up that little gem of a name? He can't have had much of a life up until now and the rest of the world must all be in pure hysterics at the UK's chosen brand names, I tell you straight.
I'm just really bothered that its made by the same people who make our much beloved Mustard. What am I really eating on my hotdogs these days? Meanwhile, I am off to single handed deplete the ozone layer by having a Cillit Bang enema...... They have not advertised that feature yet. Therefore that daft Barry simply in my minds eye is an enema.