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PMSL @ Supernick!! I also like your weapon of choice. I'm surprised you didn't use a fly swat to slap them to death!
And yes, pa__ul, zombies have progressed from the 70's somewhat. Not only are they a horrible grey colour, but they can run fast AND gnaw through flesh in seconds. Of course, jno is thinking that zombies would be good in mundane jobs such as collecting trolleys in Tesco car park, but again, in that film they didn't move very fast. I wouldn't step into a supermarket which was swarming with quick-footed zombies in fetching viscose Tesco uniforms!!
I'd have to agree with Supernick. If it were, say, my best friend, then I'd pummel her to death with a tennis racked (using both soft side and hard edges), then I'd raid her wardrobe for all her clothes that I like before heading out to tackle other zombies (finding a sawn-off shotgun on route to save time).