We should have a section on people who are notoriously Bored, so we have a place to complain. Like this:
I am so bored today! Of course I'm at work! I took a long lunch and I still have 4 hours to go!! Either I'm super busy, or I'm bored. THIS is driving me crazy. Then I go to starbucks and get a drink, and some snacks. And now I'm fat. I had a dream that I was extremely fat. It was quite bizzare, in my dream, i turned around and glanced in a mirror- and was completely shocked that I looked like a super fat African American girl! I'm not black, and no intentions to offend anybody, I was just staring at myself like-- when did this happen?!?!.