Tent.

[grumpii]

Why do I wake up every morning standing to attention? I have been told it is because you need the loo, why then is it, I take the tent pole down before I release my bladder?

[sleepyj]

i need a tent i need a hoilday

[sleepyj]

how big is it ?

[redhead23]

U CAn wake up next to me anyday

[whiffey]

You can do it through half a tent-pole. You need to stand back from the pan and bend slightly forward. Hold the member downwards against the direction it is straining to go in, and allow a small initial spurt. Once you have established direction and patency the rest will flow to perfection.

[sleepyj]

can we not talk about w illys please i have a life of a nun at mo its doing my head in lol

[RATTER15]

whiffey, how do you know such detail!!! have you been conferring?

[RATTER15]

poor sleepyj LOL!!!!

[sleepyj]

man wanted home wanted got my own car but could do with a bit of money lol

[redhead23]

sleepy - men are trouble stay away from them save yourself the questions on here are slow tonite x boo

[ummmm]

Whiffey.......did you ask your husband the exact same question?

[scotchollie]

I have the same problem.

Only on a larger scale.

Best Wishes,

Billy Smart

[sleepyj]

omg is whiffey a woman .? i dont know im thick

[minibusman]

my husband has this problem most mornings... (i dont think it is a problem) and he has to go to the loo sitting down!!
i love this problem .............. roll on the morning!!

[grumpii]

Sorry everybody I had a chore to do, lol, thanks for comments, I always have to go to the loo sitting down!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Random]

It's the way 'Mother Nature' intended.... you sit down to pee, we have less to wipe off the seat.
Morning Glory, is a nice way of saying 'clean loo seat'!