Why do women never get caught?

[grumpii]

Being a male I find it hard not to notice certain parts of female anatonomy, but when I do notice, I am always caught, women never seem to get caught doing this, but obviously it goes on. How do they get away with it so sneakily?

[whiffey]

Do you mean specifically bums in tight black trousers ?

[grumpii]

boobs with sticky out nipples aswell

[whiffey]

What about peeping thongs ?

[grumpii]

Not really, but an upskirt is dandy.

[jiggy-gb]

We keep our mouths closed while we're having a peek for a start! Gawping with your tongue hanging out can be a bit of a give away ;o)

[redhead23]

grump - i dont like ur question but came on here to say hello and wh you going to bed early , u sharing willy the pratt nillys bed tonite i do hope not xx

[grumpii]

No, sadly I am going to bed in my wigwam on my own again tonight (might start a fire) but cash calls.

[frickwit]

awww....:-)

[legend758duo]

Cant say i notice really lol.

[maggie01]

It's probably because women look out the corner of the eye keeping the heads looking straight, whereas men have to turn their heads in the direction of the woman they are looking at ( or parts of the anatomy) Sort of gives it away really.

[grumpii]

Its the eye contact bit, at the end, that you know you have been caught, maybee thats how women get away with it.

[frickwit]

I wouldnt know....

[grumpii]

aahh well, maybee when I am looking at her, she is looking at him.

[frickwit]

could be. maybe thats why youre grumpii..:-))

[happyred]

I think its because its expected of men to look at a woman's boobs! They ALL do. ALL the time. Whereas women, i don't think, tend to look at at blokes package...i mean lets face it, it aint all that!! lol

[happyred]

Can be i suppose...size does matter after all! ha ha!

[Miss Random]

Maybe grumpii, they just really aren't that 'into you'.
Try wearing cycling shorts, I've yet to meet a girl that doesn't blatantly stare at them.