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Pesky ducks
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I have a problem with a couple of ducks who have made a home on my pond. Nice as they are, they are a pest and cause a lot of mess. Does anyone know of a way of dettering them from a garden?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Ring the RSPCA. Tell them that your girlfriend has given you until Monday to sort the problem out or she's taking the ducks down to the Royal Blossom Restaurant.
As a God fearing and law abiding citizen, you couldn't possibly allow that to happen, so please can they come and rescue the poor creatures from your pond.
With any luck Rolf Harris will come too with a film crew and you might get on the telly.
As a God fearing and law abiding citizen, you couldn't possibly allow that to happen, so please can they come and rescue the poor creatures from your pond.
With any luck Rolf Harris will come too with a film crew and you might get on the telly.
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