help

[redhead23]

can anyone help me and my problem ?
my friend stuart the skunk gets charged everytime he goes on public transport - the catch being he is 34 and a skunk
what do we do to prevent this ? answers on a postcard lovers

[essex bloke]

how about him wearing a bus conductors outfit?

[sleepy1]

red your nuts !!!!!!!!!!! bloke did you marry anyone ??????????

[ummmm]

Can we have your address then?

[redhead23]

yes of course

1789

"slimeball cottage"
bigwizard's willy road
under lyme
i skunk 2

[essex bloke]

nah im still single , had the honeymoon booked (cuba) candle lit dinner on the beach five star hotel the works and not a sniff of a girlie well only sleepy and she dumped me last min so i think im still going with liquid poss x

[redhead23]

how dare u essex im doing my best to woe you on your post , typical man never happy

[essex bloke]

what you doing ere ?

[redhead23]

its my blimmin question - god essex i know they say you a bit thick lol but keep up man

[bigmamma]

Hello red , what does Stuart the skunk get charged with ?
Stinking the bus out ? :-)

[ummmm]

My answer on the postcard is on it's way to you now....

[stewey]

Red, I'll send you a postcard..........but it's scratch and sniff!