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a woman is having an operation when she has a near death experience she sees god by the pearly gates of heaven 'is it my time?' she asks 'no not yet you are only 43 years old you still have 35 years to live on earth before i call you' she recovers from the operation and decides that as she still has 35 years to live that she will have liposuction.a boob job a nose job and dye her hair blonde.a few weeks later she is walking down the road and is knocked over by a bus and is killed upon arriving at the pearly gates she sees god 'hey i shouldnt be here yet you said i had another 35 years to live why didnt you save me from that bus?' 'well i would have done but i didnt recognise you' god replied..........
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