Joke Glasses (chinese eyes style)

[My Angel Pie]

Hi, recently went to the Pam Ann show, great stage performance, during the act she puts on a pair of these fake glasses that make her look chinese, would love to buy a pair, have googled and checked ebay, rang local joke shop, but all to no avail - has anyone out there seen any?

[sense4all]

I thought they looked Home made. She had whited out the lens from the back using paper with the ' slit ' drawn on it, and slipped it in the frame edge to retain it. I hope you weren't one of the late comers that tried to limbo in without getting caught, lol.

[My Angel Pie]

sence4all - so did you arrive late then? (with that vicious tongue of hers i wouldn't fancy that). No we were just in the crummy 'cattle class' seats, so much fun i had tears streaming down my face the whole time. The Virgin girl she got out from the crowd was spot on (almost thought the trolley dollies were plants - what do you reckon?)

[sense4all]

Nah, some poor sods from Easy Jet ( when she later 'interviewed' them... ) were the last in. She pulls no punches . Air crew love her, she says what they think about each other ... Mr Sense flies a lot with work so I treated him to a night out ... he loved it / her / them . He used to write programmes for the airline industry , so I knew it'd be a hit on both fronts. I was told about her by gay aircrew who go en-masse to the Beck at Hayes ( right next to Heathrow , so sells out in super fast time , apparently the best place to see her, but sold out by the time I got thro' but think she has added another date now. ) I will be faster off the ball for next year ... All by myself ... pmsl. Did you enjoy it ? Never been to St Albans before so it was an allround adventure!!

[My Angel Pie]

i absoutley loved it. I went with my two best gay boyfriends (i'm straight 30ish female - but love my gays, the best accessory a girl can have!) 10 of us went from the office to see her in Cheltenham, she ripped into our town 'poshness' and the poor woman called Carol in the front row who dared say she didn't like her swearing (middle aged lady who worked for the local council - V straight laced) she ripped into her all night and Pam swore even more and made reference to Carol's disapproval at every moment, suffice t say carol gave in, went on the stage with the virgin & BA girl (terminal 4 HEathrow!) and she made carol shout out fcuk, fcuk, fcuk, as the finale!!!! She's in Birmingham 01 Jun - tempted to take Mum this time, she'd love it. In fact i was so jealous of not being cabin crew that night!

[sense4all]

Our bird from Virgin was young and blonde ( surprise surprise ) and Pam said she must have outstanding oratory skills ... geez that a lots of sucking up you musta done and in only eighteen months ... you must be fast too! I have to admit I am tempted to take some of the girls to another. I was in kinks. I am also loving the Gays, we had to laugh when someone made a freudian slip with the boys Rod is miserable and moody and his friend Sandy is very tactile and loves a double entendre, they were introduce by a drunken mate who said have you met Sod and Randy ... it has stuck I'm afraid!! lol. Forty something lady who 'could lunch' - but can't be arsed myself.