how do i make a home for a small weasel out of mdf?

[redhead23]

help how do i

[stewey]

diy

[redhead23]

no way stewey i said website man , **** d i y thats a man's job x

[redhead23]

sorry stewey i got mixed up with my questions ! yes but how the weasel needs a door and doorbell for his visitors

[RATTER15]

You really are bored arent you!!! lol

[redhead23]

lol indeed i am

[knobbynonuts]

So you did pull last night after all

[stewey]

Personally, Red, I believe that the present generation of weasels is spoiled rotten: instant-gratification, give me this, I want that, Willy Weasel down the road has one why can't I etc etc. Teach the little blighter to make his own lodgings; teach him some sense of responsibility; pride in workmanship; the fact that money does not grow on trees....and so on. And don't let the little beggar weasel out of this project either!

[ummmm]

You could try pulling a chippy.....I did, got loads of jobs done :-)

[redhead23]

lol @ stewey loved it !!!

knobby no , well got two numbers but didnt fancy them so no did not get lucky lol thanks faor asking !

[knobbynonuts]

I was not asking if you pulled I was stating that you did pull a small weasel ( god you must be hungover) but I understand now as the jigsaw comes together in you other posts, anyway good luck in your quest and in the meantime I will try to think up some cunning, clever, crafty ways of getting rid of the mongoose for you.

[knobbynonuts]

ummmm you must be a very strong woman to pull a chip shop all the way home with all your teeth

[redhead23]

thanks knobby if u find the answer i will be able to sleep well

[knobbynonuts]

I am blessed and I am thr guitar

[knobbynonuts]

oh s hit what was the question again as me brain has tottaly lost it

[knobbynonuts]

right red will giive you it sraight here and say what I am feeling get of your arse and stop feeling so sorry 4 your self we all have or probs and you have seemed to try and taken over all the website 2 day but hey thats k cause we all love you anhd hope the best 4 you u craziie ol bird

[ray_vonne]

the way you can make a home for a small weasel out of mdf is as follows
1st find out he's cheating
2nd divorce him
3rd take him for everthing he's got
4th buy him a kennel and tell him to live in it

[redhead23]

lmaa @ ray vonne !!!!