New criminal offences

[Lonnie]

From 1997 to 2006, New Labour created 3000 new criminal offences, would this be a record?

[naomi24]

Hi Lonnie, can't be anything to do with those poor misunderstood burglars, muggers, murderers and religious maniacs can they? Must be the demon motorist they're aiming at!

[Lonnie]

lol at that naomi, I was going to put a much stronger post, but all the do-gooders would've come out of the woodwork.

[naomi24]

Do-gooders? Shame they didn't crawl back into the woodwork a long time ago. What good have they done?

[Sado]

No, a record is usualy black, made of vinyl, and has music on it. However, Des O'Connor had a few criminal records in his time.

[naomi24]

You must be a member of the Labour Party, Sado. They're a bunch of comedians.

[Romeo]

One day they'll just have one law and have done with it: lock up anybody who doesn't agree with New Labour. But to answer your question...is it a record? Well, I don't know how it compares with Genghis Khan!