The most embarassing date ever!!

[PinkFizz]

Just to cheer myself up I would like you all to endear me with your most embarassing date stories ever!! Plllleeeeaseeee!!!

[legend758duo]

were not even in the same continent red.lol

[dilf]

it must be the baccy

[redhead23]

dam another one slips through my net lol where are u legend?

[mrknowall]

Id get a new net babes lol

[legend758duo]

What you mean red??

[ummmm]

Thought you were off the baccy Dilf ?

[Goodsoulette]

Miss Fizz, I broke a boys nose whilst he was tickling my feet. I was on the sofa and he was sat on the floor. He started tickling my feet and whilst begging him to stop I kicked out and kicked him right in the face.

I have had a date where my trousers have fallen down.

Then another whilst I met my date my top had fallen down and I had my bra hanging out, I didnt I recognise him as he walked up to me, I then stood on a slug bare foot whilst we kissed, sat on a cup of tea and dropped pie all over my face.

I also cooked dinner for a date, it was pasta and out the tiniest bit of chili in it. He had an allergy to chili. Thank god for epi pens.

[PinkFizz]

My god GS - talk about Calamity Jane !! lol

[johnlambert]

I once made a chilli con carne with little tiny chopped up chilli's (without using latex gloves as my friend had advised).
Later that evening as things were getting "interesting" my gf said that she was getting hotter "down there" and, with the speed of 10,000 startled zebra's jumped out of bed and run into the bathroom and furiously started damping down her f4nny. It turned out that I still had red hot chilli pepper residue on my fingers. She spent the rest of the night in the bathroom, running cold water onto the sponge to cool her bits down.
I was really p1ssed off as it cost me a fortune in water rates

[Goodsoulette]

im surprised you didnt advise "alternative\" ointments to cool her down.

[PinkFizz]

pmsl !!

[johnlambert]

She wasn't going to let me put any ointments/digits/apendages near her again. I suggested she use natural yoghurt but she thought it was a wind up and told me to stick it up my ......
what made things worse was when I realised what I'd done I pmsl and was rofmao.
Girls have got no sense of humour in a crisis!!!!

[johnlambert]

^^^^^^^^^^
ROFLMAO
sorry, typo error

[lucylocket69]

God i coulda died!!
With my first bf, i went around to meet his mum and dad before we left to head off for the prom ..... he was all dressed in his finery and so was i!
As I wasn't the most mature of bodies at that age, my mum suggested i put some chicken fillets in! But his mum and dad couldn't take their eyes off my cleavage, was quite impressed!
Anyways, so we left for the prom and started boogying when two solid plastic fillets when shooting outa my dress at top speed and actually hit the dj!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was happy to run out with my guy til i heard over the mic " oi Paul, i bet you feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight" TW4T! lol