terrible occurrence

[Doc Spock]

Just walked down to village for evening paper. On way back after few drinks in pub fell into river and had to fight off crocs and sharks. Then had to cross field and attacked by wild boar and mad sheep, then when nearly home a group off 50 out of towners threatened me with guns and knives. I fought them off though, good old rock and roll and now safely home. Do I now deserve my tea?

[redhead23]

gosh such a silly thread i do hope u do not get banned for looking at life on the happier side


if i was you i would abstain from food till you have visited me for that long overdue examination xx

[Pippa68]

It doesn't sound right coming from you, Doc!

[sleepy1]

no !!!!!!!!! but you do deserve to be in a nut home !!

[stewey]

Yes, Doc, you certainly deserve your tea after that mini-adventure. But I think I deserve some of wot yer wos drinking at pub. Please let me know what it is and I'll see the the "Atria Bar & Grill" have any of it:)

[Doc Spock]

It is absolutely true. Well as much as the similar one was.

[peppy]

I think strong black coffee is the order of the day Doc x x

[ummmm]

I think you are telling fibs.

Everyone knows there are no mad sheep in England !!!

[Doc Spock]

allright I lied about the sheep.

[pussnboots]

So whats special about this, these things happen every Saturday night where I live.

[Joe_the_Lion]

What's up doc??? Haven't you sniffed your foul daughters used panties today? Must be withdrawal symptoms.

[whiffey]

Oh Dear :(

[Doc Spock]

Hah Ha jtl risen from the gutter I see.

[redhead23]

doc i went to surgery and waited an hour to see you . only to be then confronted with cliff richard behind your desk !

explanation please

[Doc Spock]

I cannot believe people post filth like this and still have followers. You are one sad man.

[Doc Spock]

Sorry Red he sometimes stands in for me.( so to speak)

[whiffey]

redhead, nothing unusual about that - Hank Marvin is guesting on reception at the New Addington Lodge tonight.

[Doc Spock]

I like it whiffey.

[pussnboots]

Here are my mad sheep, this is my own video.

https://www.youtube.com/profile?user=4flash8

[legend759]

joe just a bit too extreme btw.you ould tone it down to just toilet humour without going all the wayinto the gutter you donkey raPING SH!TEATER FFS DONT YOU HAVE A CONCIENCE YOU SEX FIEND?