What's the stupidest question you've ever asked/heard

[Meg888]

Mine was asking a twin on his 40th birthday how old his twin sister was.....?! But i heard one yesterday; a friend telling another about a book she read of a sole survivor in a nuclear war, her friend asked if it was true!
Come folks, own up - whats yours?

[4getmenot]

er or cannabis

[4getmenot]

or because I was in the way

[Trojanfarce]

I was in Woolworths around Christmas time and asked the till girl for 24 first class stamps. She told me that they "didn't do 24 first class stamps" so I asked if they had them in 12's or 6's , to which she said "yes, but you want 24, don't you?"

or

On holiday in France last year, after we'd all been out for a meal, the local gendarme pulled in my brother in law for a spot check. after pulling up behind him, and getting out to help (i was the only one who could speak a bit of french), i heard his wife say to the gendarme "pardon monsier, mais parlez-vous francais?"
The look on the copper's face was priceless.

[unruliejulie]

"bought you this from the pound shop! "
"oh ok, what do i owe you" ??????? lol

[curlyperm]

customer of mine came in the pub we used to have, and he said to me 'oh me mam and dads gone on holiday' so i said 'oh have they gone for a fortnight?' to which he replied 'nah theryve gone for two weeks'

Many years ago at primary school my friend and i were trying out the 'new' Salt n shake crisps, after eating a few she turned to me and said 'Can't taste the 'shake' can you?' (well she was only 10)

[4getmenot]

the most annoying one, someone rings work up and I say he's on the other line 'do you know how long he's gonna be' Aaaaaaaaaaaaargggggh. How would I??

[mickyilly]

meg888 - mickyilly is a she!!!

[mickyilly]

mickyilly is a she!!!

[tattoo1094]

This was nt really a question but more of a 'doing' thing.
My very good friend 'hells angel' type went to the opticians,he had his eyes tested and to his dismay found out he needed glasses.
Anyway the optician tells him to choose his frames and he comes back with a pair (very nice) quite bemused. He turns to the optician and declares in a very loud voice that these glasses dont seem to be doing anything whilst peering through them angrilly.
At that point the optician ,myself and the rest of the customers exploded into laughter!!!!
He s going for a hearing test now i wonder what delights that will bring!!!!

[Meg888]

Apologies mickyilli - new to this ;-) !!

[mrs_overall]

My neighbour recently told me that his 15 year old daughter is pregnant. All I could think of to say was......"how did that happen?"
Believe it or not, I'm a mother of 3!

[Mammar]

I knew someone who stood at the front of a long queue at McDonalds and asked the assistant "What's in a bacon cheese-burger?"
How silly - thinking an assistant at McDonalds would know the answer to that one!

[thugulike]

1) What time is the midnight buffet?
2) Do these stairs go up?
3) Does this elevator go to the front of the ship?

[Marvelman]

I have posted this before, a few years ago at an air show my sister in law asked an RAF pilot if he has ever ejaculated from an aircraft, the look on his face was priceless.

[minesapint]

I was standing at a bus-stop with my dad many years ago on a rainy, windy Saturday night waiting for the next bus.

This half-cut bloke approached us and asked a question consisting of only four words which was the stupidest thing I think I've heard in my life.

The question?

"Has the bus gone?

Boy, I had to stop myself from asking him what the hell we were doing there if the bus had gone!

[Bruizedapple]

We currently have some vacant posts out for advertisment at the minute, with a contact number for more information etc.

If one more person calls up and starts out by asking 'Do you think it's worth me applying?' I'm gonna have to use rude words!!