Whats going on?????

[Meg888]

I've been trying to post something on here which is basically just a list of funny complaints sent into the council. It's hilarious and i just thought i'd share it with other abers but it aint having it. There is no swearing or anything like that in it, but when press submit, my ab screen just seems to do nothing, it's within the character count and it's let me make other posts / questions.. yours baffled...

[Octavius]

Perhaps it isn't a question and what with this being a Q&A site an'all......

[mrknowall]

Hi meg
well what ever you are posting may be its too long shorten into sections and post it

[ELVIS68]

If it`s not funny enough, it won`t submit it

[stewey]

Yes, that happened to me once: it wouldn't submit until I changed the wording into question form.

[liquidspace]

Ive seen that, its quite amusing.

[stewey]

Come on, Meg........Post it again, we could do with a laugh:)

[mrknowall]

Meg email it to me and i will mess around with it for you and post it on here

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[Baby Jane]

mrknowall

hiya, can't wait to see it , by the way,thanks for all your help the other day,now Im soooo clever tee hee
xx

[mrknowall]

♪ ♫ No problem baby jane ♫ ♪

[Meg888]

Soz about that folks & thanks for the tips - mrknowall it's on it's way, hope you all find it as funny as i did! x

[mrknowall]

From letters sent to the Council Housing Department..............

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing on it.
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2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it anymore.
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3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.

4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.
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5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
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6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
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[mrknowall]

7. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
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8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
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9. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped
and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
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10. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
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11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50 % are
just plain filthy.
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12. I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers.
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13. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
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14 Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour
and not fit to drink.
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15 Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
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16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
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[mrknowall]

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.
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18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
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19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
my wife.
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20. I have had the Clerk of Works down on the floor six times but still I have no satisfaction.
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21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

[mrknowall]

The above is from Meg888
Where i think you went wrong you copyed and pasted to much lol

[Meg888]

Thanks a bunch mrknowall - you really do live up to ya name - hope you found it funny xx

[stewey]

Thanks, both of you: worth waiting for:)

[fine,thanks]

patient,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "ive been in bed with my g p for 6 weeks "" hospital doctor......................"no wonder your legs are swollen ",

[~Wingnut~]

Lol they made me chuckle, thanx Meg and thanx mrknowall for helping Meg, well worth the wait :o)