Hellyon - not another flood please ?!!!
So he built an Ark, and that was great; and he went around collecting two of every animal from all around the world, including two baboons, one of them punch-drunk. (staggers) �He was hitting me earlier, I don�t know what�s going on.�
He was going, �Okay, who have we got here? Two dogs � okay, two dogs, long ears, along the side, please. I�ll explain it to you later. Two sheep � on you get, sit along the side, there we go. Two cats - small ears, inside the boat. Two ducks�� The ducks are going,
�We�re not coming.�
�Well, there�s gonna be an enormous ****off flood.�
�So? What�s the big problem?!�
(Eddie Izzard - brilliant)