a man sitting at the cup final notices that theres an empty seat next to the man in the next seat!!!so he asks the man "sorry mate but do you no why there is an empty seat" yeh! says the bloke it was for wife" oh! says the man! couldnt she make it! no says the bloke she died! oh! im sorry says the man! but couldnt you have gave it to a mate or somthing!! yeh! says the bloke! but they have aLL GONE TO HER FUNNERAL
old as the hills that one.
Usually its a couple of golfers and one doffs his hat when he sees a hearse passing the first tee. The other says "Well thats a really civil thing to do, doffing your hat as the hearse passed us". "oh, its the least i could do for the wife on her way to the graveyard"!!