Oh god, here we go :)

[lucylocket69]

So was sitting in my office minding my own business when in walks the boss:

"How do you make a venitian blind?"

" Oh, god knows Sir, I don't know, sorry"

"You poke him in the eye hahahahahahaha"

And out he walks again. I though oh god, going to be one of those days. Have anyof you heard any real cr@p jokes lately, where you laugh because they aren';t funny? I'd love to him them haha

[raysparx1]

The dustman knocks on the door

chinaman answers, wot u lont

dustman , wheres your wheelie bin ?

chinaman I bin washin

dustman, NO wheres your wheelie Bin

Chinaman OK i wheelie been having a whank

[topogigo]

How do you tell a boy scout?
A. by B.
B. by C.
C. In a quiet even voice so as not to frighten him until you have told him!

[toonmilo]

What do you call a Japanese Car Thief??





Tommy Tookamota

[toonmilo]

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.

With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when,on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding.

Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.

[toonmilo]

Q:Which Knight drools alot?
A:Sir Liva

Q:Which Knight makes pottery?
A:Sir Amic

[Wellard]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

[sophie_1003]

i dont get the boy scout one??

[brionon]

4getmenot
Fri 25/05/07
12:13 why was the sand wet? Coz the sea weed

That's the Dirtiest joke I've ever heard {er-read}

[wizard69]

what's brown and bumps into tables?
Jorden's son...

[FoxLee]

wizard - that is so unfunny and you can't even spell Jordan's name properly.

[RATTER15]

What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

Sloberdown **************