Sleepy head

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Well, my colleague is, as usual having the first of his daily snoozes opposite me as I type this.
(Work in an office all day)
I can tell when its kicking off due to the slouch in the chair, the propping up of the head with the hand and either a web site brought up for 'reading' or a book opened on the desk for 'reading', but the sudden drops of the head give it away
Points awarded for the most original way of waking the skiving buggger up?

[Kimbles20]

Shout 'FIRE!'

The lazy git will jump out of his skin!

[Black Noir]

If your other work colleagues are aware of his "nap time" ....wait till hes asleep tomorrow and either :

a/ change the clocks to 6pm all leave the office and turn the lights out, then get someone to go in and pretend to be the cleaner and empty bins etc he will wake up and panic hes been asleep all day.

b/ gather everyone round your desk quietly to watch him, then all yell at the same time and watch him sh1t his pants

c/ sneak round and re-arrange his desk items, or glue/cellotape some to the desk

d/ email your boss at the same time asking for him to come and see you urgently about something and point sleeping colleague out.

Although you know if this bloke gets found out and is awake all the time, you wont be able to post on AB so freely !

[IggyB]

what till he's asleep then pop a copy of the beano over his book put some sweets on his desk and some toy cars on his key board - then just wait until someone else wakes him up and asking him how old he thinks he is

[sense4all]

Collect all the do not disturb signs that your friends have nicked from hotels and peel off double sided tape to stick them all to the back of his chair .

I love the clocks and cleaner one tho, a good one when the boss is off for a round of golf!!!