Ok hypothetically if you came home from work and your good lady friend set you up a homemade quiche (along with salad and new potatoes) for tea would you be dissapointed? I have often heard that real men don't eat quiche.
Tiny this would lead to pro flan persons calling for a ban on quiches and petitioning government, hence the Sun headline 'Quiche goes down the Flan'. I really have to get a proper job or any job in fact!