Emmerdale

[anotheoldgit]

I thought all cinemas enforced a strict non-smoking law, yet in Emmerdale when Val Lambert & Billy Hopwood sat on the back seats of the cinema, vast ammounts of smoke could be clearly seen in the projector's beam.

[Cetti]

It was probably vast amounts of steam coming from Val.

Poor Billy, I do feel sorry for him - she'll eat him!