shopping channel mishap

[bobtheduck-]

recently i purchased some underwear for a lady friends birthday, she attends bingo with me and we have grown quite close so i thought i would be daring and get her something sexy, i received the size 26 leopard print thong with matching bra through post today and had doubts as to whether it would fit gladys, so i tried the thong on, unfortunatley it has ripped and i am in a quandary as to whether i should try and mend it as her birthday is tomorrow :(

[red~bez]

OMG!!!.......bob how big are you then.....if the size 26 ripped......lol

[sleepy1]

what a lovely picture i have in my head off you bob dressed up in that . hope your bum was clean when you put the thong on .

[dot.hawkes]

Giraffe is the new zebra which was the new leopard print, you are out of date already, take them back for a full refund

[shanx]

bob i have told you, you are too kind women do tend to take advantage of you,why do you always go for women named gladys? go for ceinwen , or blodwyn

[nursecarla]

I will sew it :)) xxxxxxxx

[Katie~77]

How did you know what bra size to order Bob???x

[bobtheduck-]

i took measuring tape to whale sanctuary katie

[Katie~77]

Oh!x

[dolly pond]

why ceinwen? thats a cool name xxxxx and its mine too, and i`m a slender 36 year old xxx