cotton buds aka cue tips

[Immi666]

i have a friend, and i use the term loosely, who is a male of the larger persuasion. he has this thing about cleaning out his belly button with cotton buds. which is fine, people of the bigger size have a lot deeper belly buttons (believe me, i know). recently though he's realised that if he pushes the tip right into his button as far as it will go, it comes out with blood on it. he's now convinced that if he uses something long enough he can push it right through into his body and poke the inside of his back.

he is stupid right? aside from the fact that it'd probably be dangerous and ridiculously moronic, is it even possible?

(i'm half ashamed to be even writing this, i just felt like spreading word of the depths to which imbeciles occasionally sink)

[mattie]

There is a saying "never put anything in your ear, smaller than your elbow".

I think the same applies for poking things in your belly button.

[nannon]

haha - wtf?? For real? I use a cotton bud gently to make sure my belly button is dry after a bath or something...(not that its deep but my sister once got an infection in hers as it wasnt properly dry!) tell him to try it - just to see wht happens!!!!

[rabbitygirl]

I am worried about you - 'he is stupid right?' You need confirmation??? But you have to give him marks for thinking such a thing. I really think health matters make people go a little crazy. I have just taken my old mum shopping and have heard her relate about her week health wise. She is now using suppositories - prescribed 2 at a time - and she mistakenly lost count and used 3 this morning!!! Avoiding many possible responses to this I opted for 'can you feel a lump in the back of your throat now?' which she gave serious thought to!!!!!

[fine,thanks]

so hes your friend and you call him moronic and an imbecile ? might you be the plonker ?

[B00]

I'm sure crete that immi is using those words affectionally!

Seriously though, the thought of delving in ya belly button leaves me cold to be honest, and rooting to the point where's theres blood- not good (ooooo that rhymed!)

[Immi666]

fine,thanks... i also said that i used the term "friend" loosely. he's not exactly a friend. more of an acquaintance. doesn't everyone have someone with whom all they exchange is insults? we both consider it to be theraputic. we figure, if we're insulting each other, we might not be so quick to insult others. that's the theory anyway