skanky school mums

[Black Noir]

There is a good reason why people shouldnt have children and it is to avoid 5 years later the pikey mum types that every school playground seems to be blessed with. Or is it just down here in the soouff !

There must be something like a floating hut in the middle of the sea or the island in Lost that these "mums" can send their snots too?

[nannon]

No- i am saying that clean clothes are to do with physical appearance. I shop in Primark, Peacocks and charity shops sometimes - but i always look smart and clean. The type of person we are speaking of are as the above described - common kids who have kids. And also people should have seom decorum abut them - yelling all over the place and not pronounsing their words properly,

and no because you shouldnt swaer and smoke in front of kids no matter what you wear, I was simply pointing out some of the characteristics of the people we were discussing - not offence meant to anyone!!

[nannon]

of course they could probably spell better thanm i could today - sorry!!!

[annie0000]

You can't judge a book really - my kids go to a school in a deprived area(though we don't live in one - that's another story) and though we have lots of the mums you describe - generally a lot of missing teeth this being Sotland - however, without fail all the kids get a kiss and are told "I love you" as they head in the gates. Yes the mums look as if they are wearing what they had on to the bingo and some of them look like they could be on drugs, but those kids go into school with a smile on their face. I can't say the same for some of the kids from the "private" estate who are usually thrown in as their parents check their watch and run off to work. It certainly made me make more of an effort to start the day of well for my kids instead of the harping on at them to hurry up.

[Black Noir]

do they all own skanky looking dogs that they attach to lengths of rope in the front garden Cazz?

and these are the sort buying chips for the kids at the school gates at lunchtime so their darlins dont ave to eat that Jamie Oliver muck eh !

[smudge]

Yes, there maybe some chavvy looking Mum's who spend too much on booze &/or fags, probably neglecting their children's needs in the process - but not all 'scruffy' looking women should be tarred with the same brush!

[whiffey]

I went for a lunchtime stroll from work. I actually heard a mum call her toddler a f*****g little c**t. Well tattoed she was, rings everywhere, pierced nose, thong sticking up at the back, flip-flops.

It's called civilisation, but New Addington somehow missed out on the culture thing.

[Black Noir]

Before we start picking on the poor areas/badly dressed/smokers etc .....

the point I initially intended to make was about "THE" skanky school mum, each school seems to have 1 maybe 2 of these ladies that even if your new to the playground people will come up to you and warn you to stay clear. Everyone knows her name because she normally first in to complain to the "Eadmaster" about her Kimberly.

[cazzz1975]

well I have looked like a tramp all week collecting my daughter, I have been wearing jeans and a top and absolutely covered in paint lol (decorating new house..or should I say haaaaass)

I was told sternly that I had been an embarressment this week!!

[nannon]

haha - thats kids for you cazzz- -i remeber tellimg my parents that on more than one occasion!!!

[cazzz1975]

there is a woman who has 3 fairly troublesome kids at school, she has been banned from the school playground and building for attacking the staff.

I wouldnt mess with her, she is scary!

[Black Noir]

As long as you didnt yell ALLO DARLIN to your daughter when she came out of school this week - your fine :)

Mind you did you stink of white spirit? they might pull you in by their tracter beam so careful!

[smudge]

As I mentioned on another similar thread a while back - we have a private school just up the road from us.

I was walking past there one morning, when a very nice 'posh' Mummy pulled up in her nice posh car to drop her little darling off. The little girl, approx age 6, got out of the car & dropped her satchel on the pavement. "Oh, sh!t" cried the little girl - her Mum did not bat an eyelid!

I was so shocked, that's why I remember it so well.

[Black Noir]

She was obviously from " New" money smudge!!

i.e A skanky mum that married well due to a/ A great boob job or b/ another type of great job (nudge nudge !!)

[smudge]

You could be right there Black Noir - some of those are the worst types of all!

[legend758duo]

whiffey did she have a sovereign ring on too??

if so she might be the latest flame of joe the pikey.

you know him the transit van driving ner do well roofer / gardener / block paving expert welll know on ab.

btw heres a warning i paid him two grand to fix my roof and he aint been back yet.

bleeding pikey !!!!