Jury Service

[JamiEYE]

I'm supposed to be doing Jury Service starting tomorrow, and I've gone and lost the summons that I was sent. Aparently it's very important that I take it with me on the first day at court. What should I do....besides accept the fact that I am an arse.

[Ethel]

Turn up at court in the morning with the best id you have - passport, photo driving licence for example, and a utility bill to prove your address.

[MustafaTickl]

Loss of the Summons is regarded by the Judge as Contempt of Court. Around here (Kensington) it is usually punished by two days and nights in the Court cells before the Judge accepts your apology.

[fine,thanks]

take your toothbrush and a change of underwear with you !

[JamiEYE]

Shut up! Are you serious? No way...you gotta be kidding me?

[fine,thanks]

best not take aftershave in. !!!!!!!!!!1

[JamiEYE]

Pfft! I'm just not gonna go at all, I'll get a sick note and say I was too ill to attend.
I thought the prisons were overcrowded anyway?

[THECORBYLOON]

Find out if any of the accused have a slight tan or more than half an hour's growth of beard and text in yir guilty verdict to the Judge.

[DotH]

good plan Corbyloon, saves alot of hassle