If this critical alert?

[reachesme]

If this critical alert we are in at the moment is the highest type, what do they call it when they tell you to stay in your houses and don't come outside?

[stokeace]

a nuclear attack.......................................

[beerbelly]

Call a Doctor ! ..............lol

[reachesme]

Global warming?

[BooldawgsMrs]

just as well theres plenty of muslims in this country - a large percentage of these will deliver a pizza round your house, its not like we're going to starve.

[China Doll]

House arrest?

[sense4all]

Broon trooser time!!!

[dot.hawkes]

well i hope the tele is better than it is now ot we will all die of boredom,

[dyli795]

Critical

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i believe they call that Doomsday...

[Gromit]

Gale Force

- That might be the answer to a different question.

[PappaLarge69]

When the Liberal Democrats get into power.