I want to stalk the Sky man.....

[hayley2956]

The Sky man just came to fix our HD box and he was FIT ( with a capital F I and T!!!) I'am thinking about stalking him.... any advice?? lol

[Panic Button]

Sabotage the HD box, put on a negligee and call.

I'm off to ebay to see if I can get hold of a Sky uniform

[hayley2956]

i'll meet u on ebay then, i'll be the one looking for a negligee!!!!

[hayley2956]

maybe someone on here would like to produce it??

[hayley2956]

awesome.... i think we're on to a winner

we cud even film the sequal..... maybe with the gas man??

[Goodsoulette]

Pa__ul, you are all filth!

[Goodsoulette]

I look forward to seeing your efforts on Shaylas island of bondage 3!

[Champagne]

Stalk him into submission. It always works for me.

Find out where he lives (I have a pair of night vision goggles you can borrow if you fancy sneaking into his bedroom while he sleeps), and if he is happily married/in a relationship then leave pairs of skimpy knickers (or a neglig�e) in places that his partner will find. That'll soon lead to a break-up. Then he's all yours baby!!

Of course, he won't be willing at first, so you'll need to invest in some good sturdy handcuffs to keep him tied up in your house. At least until you get that contract signed under duress.

Good luck!

[Panic Button]

You don't need to find out where I live. I'll be waving and hollering from the window.

[xhxmxsx]

was he in a proper sky van or aplain white van? this will determine whether he works for sky or a subcontracting company! my oh works for a subcontracting company he got into it through his friend who i s a director of sky, want me to find out his name address etc !! stalk away!!