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My friend said to me yesterday that he wanted to be a drugs dealer. The following day he met me in town and i told him i had found a job for him. We walked through town and down a back alley. Eventually we arrived at the destination. Lloyd's pharmacy!
Posted it here because joke section is not very active at the moment.
Posted it here because joke section is not very active at the moment.
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Is this joke any good:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've
just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll
have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform
provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You
also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.
The Salary package is �200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've
just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll
have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform
provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You
also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.
The Salary package is �200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
A man goes into his local shoppe and asks to purchase fifty carrier bags. After the shoppe keeper enquires about the purpose of his purchase - the man says that they are to be used for body parts after he has cut his wife up into small pieces. The shop keeper chuckles and hands over the bags for a small fee.
The following morning - the man returns to the shoppe and asks for another bag.... Again the shoppe keeper enquires....
The man replies- "The ar $e fell out of one"
The following morning - the man returns to the shoppe and asks for another bag.... Again the shoppe keeper enquires....
The man replies- "The ar $e fell out of one"
I never said i made up the joke, the idea of the thing was to find a joke that will make the boss laugh.
Non of the other idiots at work found the worlds funniest joke, but because i had already heard of it i was able to use it.
The boss won't know what it is he doesn't even know were Africa is. btw: cheers for your jokes, had a good laugh whilst reading them, not so good as i had trouble drinking my whisky.
Non of the other idiots at work found the worlds funniest joke, but because i had already heard of it i was able to use it.
The boss won't know what it is he doesn't even know were Africa is. btw: cheers for your jokes, had a good laugh whilst reading them, not so good as i had trouble drinking my whisky.
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