Not really a joke but.....

[Maggoty]

My niece is in India at the mo, helping with charity work re building a village. Anyway she sent an email back telling us all of her adventures todate. As a typical 17 yeart of the email was in Txt speak or phonetic spelling. My father couldn't understand why the spelling was so bad as my niece is very bright. My mother (73yrs of age) explained to my dad (81) that it was because she wrote the email on the Indian internet hence the spelling! Ah Bless........

[smudge]

Ah, that's exactly what my Mum & Dad would have thought too Maggoty.


Very good Zac.

[salsadancer]

When radio first came out, a farmer's wife was at home listening and heard a nice tune. She unplugged the radio so that her husband could hear it when he got in from the fields.