Saying Grace

[Oneeyedvic]

I have a Rotary meeting tomorrow and I am due to say grace before lunch.

Although there is a 'standard' book available, I would like to say something a little bit different (and possibly with a humorous twist).

Thanks in advance for any ideas

[Smurf Queen]

dear god we paid for this food ourselves so thanks for nothing ammen

[mattie]

For every cup and plateful may the Lord make us truly grateful.

[Clanad]

Thank you God for all you gave
Thank you for blessing your servant
We have some chicken, a little rice
It is all very delicious and nice
Yet it was sad to kill our hen...
But anyway... Amen

[ursula62]

When I was in the scouts we used to say "Rubadubdub, thanks for the grub".

[johnlambert]

For the food that we eat
And the shoes on our feet
We are truely thankful
Amen

[teag1rl]

Good Food, Good Meat, Good God, Lets eat!
Although this might not be appropriate for rotary club!