Are there any techniques, to stop "it" going up in inappropriate situations. Other than thinking of somebody you find repulsive nude, as I have tried this and it doesn't work. Thanks.
Mental image for the day ....
Margaret Thatcher wearing a basque, fishnet stockings and a THONG! Bends over to wiggle her a55 at you and says seductively ....
come on Big Boy, give it to me hard.
Think of something trivial. what u want for lunch or one of those long winded maths questions like if you travelled for 20 minutes at 60 mph then 25 at 40 mph how far would you have travelled?
No Maggie Thatcher not in a basque, but totally butt naked! A basque is too horny an item to be thought of to get rid of a hard on!! Butt naked is a nastier thought. And anyway, some people like the authority and power she had and might get turned on by this. I always say to my fella to think of his mum naked (bleugh!!) or a friend of mine (not very attractive!) in lycra!! Seems to do the trick!
I always try to remember the names of all 7 dwarfs. Don't look them up afterwords either, otherwise it won't work next time. The only problem is trying not to say it out loud at other times, but you can could on your fingers over her shoulder.