My cold

[neo.]

I have a bad cold at the moment.

Will the 6 cans of Guiness I have in my house (actually one has disappeared already) shift my cold, or is that just wishful thinking.

[joanne713]

Probably not my dear, take lots of extra vitamins and you'll feel better soon.
Or alternatively get blotted and pass out, then you wont know if you feel like poo!

[pinkkitty]

wishful thinking!

can't you just re-write the matrix as you see fit, so that there's no such thing as the cold virus.

come on Neo, you're THE ONE, you can fight agents with one hand behind your back, and save Trinity from a bullet to the chest, and you succumb to a lousy cold!

seriously, lay of the guinness, have some aspirin, and some honey and lemon, and get an early night.

[neo.]

cant have early night....ive gotta watch Heroes at 10 on BBC3

[pinkkitty]

video/sky + ??

[neo.]

too exited...need to watch it live

[mistys]

Its worth a try :)

Also im so excited to watch heroes, sadly im counting the minutes............Not long now :)

[whiffey]

To be accurate you have 5 cans not 6, so why did you say 6 ?

[neo.]

actually whiffey ...i infact have 6 cans...one of them is empty...although it does have some dregs of Guiness in the bottom...

[cazzz1975]

make sure you have lots of comforting foods like soup and take some paracetamol, it will make you feel much better than necking guiness!!

I can see you disagreeing tho...;)