Oh loobylou, if you believe such stuff and announce it to the world are you really entitled to be offended if people mock the plainly mockable?
If you reveal yourself as an astrologer, a flat-earthist, a crystal-gazer, a palmist or a believer in magic carpets, lucky charms, homeopathy, the survival of Elvis or Lord Lucan's present re-appearance as your postman, what do you expect?
Are only those who agree with you entitled to reply, with the rational among us keeping a discreet silence for fear of giving offence? That's not how this site works. When we're faced with plain nonsense we say so.