I have a similar problem, only with me it is not a sneeze
but an uncontrollable FART. It just doesn`t matter where I
am - looking a a tight young boy`s bum gets me going and I
let rip. Why, only this morning, sitting on the No. 362 bus
going to work it was busy, and this lad got on and had to
stand. So he stood right in front of me, I think he must
have been an outdoor worker who spent a lot of time
working out in the gym, cos when I stared at his dusky
skin showing above that pert little backside - I just let rip.
Most unfortuatley, last nights booze which washed down
a potent curry gave this one a unique smell which wafted
down the whole bus - even the driver looked round.