You reach the end of your life

[Cockney_si]

You are led off down a tight dark corridor by a strange looking chap in a velvet suit. He waves you through a small door with your name on it and sits you down in a chair.

You stare blankly at a futuristic looking screen that has a pale grey glow to it.

The man clears his throat and says 'here is a compilation of all your life's most embarrasing momets' captured onto film.

You cringe at the thought but think to yourself... 'I wonder how long this film will last?'

How long would your film last and what juicy details would it include?

[aka pixi]

hhaha great question, I can only answer by saying 'how long is the afterlife? My compliation would probably last almost as long as my real life did. Im not saying any juicy details but I reckon the time I climbed up the scaffolding of the cathedral while really drunk and had to be rescued by two really annoyed coppers would be in there somewhere lol

[4getmenot]

probably half my life I'd already lived, maybe a bit more. I can see it now being stuck in a dress in top shop. Me locking myself out my sisters flat while listeing to her water running. And oh yes being locked in a swimming pool complex. Oh my I could go on forever

[4getmenot]

aka pixi didnt you ever see the advert. Tut Tut

[aka pixi]

which advert 4get? LOL please reply soon cos I have to go to work in a bit and will be racking my brains all day wondering what you mean lol

[4getmenot]

where the drunk goes up on scaffolding and falls off and is bleading at end

[aka pixi]

oh god yeah. but this was when I was about 25, nearly 20 years ago, the advert wasnt out then :blush: ta for that you have saved me brain ache there :)

[bigmamma]

Hi cockney , certainly have not got through to this stage of life without my share of embarrassing moments , but I can probably say not as many as 4get ...lol....:-)

[4getmenot]

and I'm only 29 :-( wait till I'm old, Oh dear

[johnlambert]

about half my lifetime Cockney
like when I sh4t in a girls handbag coz she thought we were going steady after a one night stand,
or the time I was sick over another girls boobs in the middle of passion
or when I shot my reflection in a mirror in Northern Ireland. I could go on + on + on

[jackthehat]

One episode that sticks in my mind was when I was out driving in the country with a friend and we had car trouble, about 8.30pm.We had to walk some way to a house and asked for some water to top up the car..........

............by about 9.00 pm we were back at the car; glug, glug, glug went the water and had an immediate impact on my bladder; so handing the container to my friend I dashed behind a hedge ignoring her shouts............

...........I had only just begun relieving myself when a chap walking his dog went passed, "Evening, Ma'm" he smiled as I squatted there "Nice....................evening".

My friend still swears it was the funniest thing she has ever witnessed !

[bigmamma]

Oh johnlambert love , I can imagine that is so easy to do in the situations you get in :-0

[johnlambert]

Another time i accidently electrocuted myself and my whole platoon.
Got caught having a poo by a group of German school kids.
Was arrested for widdling against a Police car.

[johnlambert]

P1ssed in an empty beer bottle and watched while a great big Royal Engineer Sapper drank my warm urine

[China Doll]

About 28 years.

[indieanna86]

I'm glad to say I haven't really had many reallllllly embarrassing situations, but the last was when the toilets broke at work and I was absolutley busting for a wee by the end of the day. On my walk home it got so bad I had to knock on a strangers door and ask to use their loo. The guy looked at me as if I'd just begged him for drug money or something, called me a weirdo and slammed the door in my face!

I guess if a stranger asked to use my loo I'd say no, but still, he was a bit harsh and I was slightly mortified. I only wanted a wee! :(

[sinbadp]

was staying in a hotel in hagen (germany) and seeing there was an indoor pool i took a look, it was empty and the lights were off didnt have any trunks so stripped off and skinny dipped for 1/2 an hour.
went down for dinner and as i passed reception saw that a camera was showing the now empty pool on a monitor over the receptionists head, she asked if i had a good swim!!!!!