we did- "my boyfriend gave me an apple, my boyfriend gave me a pear, my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs,
Igave him back his apple, I gave him back his pear, I gave him back his kiss on the lips and threw him down the stairs,
I threw him over England, I threw him over France, I threw him over the football pitch and he lost his underpants,
His underpants were yellow, his underpants were green, his underpants were black and white and they were never seen,
My grandma went to England, my grandma went to France, my grandma went to the football pitch and found his underpants!
I took him to the sweet shop to buy some bubblegum, and when he wasn't looking I stuck it up his bum
I took him to the drink shop to buy a can of coke, and when he wasn't looking I kissed another bloke!"
sure there was more along the same lines as the last two bits but cant remember them!