george washington

[Danlad]

When George Washington flipped a quarter, did he say, "me or tails?"

[bernardo]

No, because his head was not put onto the coins until long after his death.

[lookslikemik]

Which was very useful, as having his head on coins before he was dead would have required a heck of a lot of medical intervention.

[nirvanafarma]

Unless he was my German teacher who was also called George Washington.