What did you do this week that made you happy?

[Calvados]

I know this has been asked before, but what DID you do? I gave away �5000. That's right. �5000. I must be mad but it brought someone out of the dark and into the light. Am I mad? No way. Just a caring dad. My kids liken me to Homer Simpson. Silly, frivolous, absent minded. But I love my family.

[captains log]

My leg fell of last week and I need 5 grand for a prosthetic (ok if that is not spelt right then I mean) a false limb if you can find your way to donate that to me I will promise to buy you loads of donuts and duff beer.

But you cant be the real homer because I am. Doh I have mucked up again

[H0merSimpson]

You might not be pal, but I am!

Have you got any beer and donuts left please?

[captains log]

Bitch I really really hate you, I am not feeding you with my duff and nuts

[cazzz1975]

I hit my driver well and sent the ball 200yards down the fairway, you cant beat that feeling.

[captains log]

Did james fall over when you hit him cazzz and you sent his ball 200 yards so the poor bloke now has nonuts at all now then you wicked person you and now you are going to tell me that his name is now knobby and not james.

[cazzz1975]

yeah, I also made him downgrade to a kia picanto ;D

[babybombo]

I found out that the Uni course I want to do is well within my reach and found out that I may be recieving an award at my schools prizegiving again this year
I love it when I get to shine, because with friends like mine that doesnt happen often as others at my school tend to steal your glory

[captains log]

sh@t what was the question again