police thinking

[Bellringer]

An ice cream seller was found dead in his van. He was covered in hundreds and thousands.
Police think he topped himself.

[dr john]

Man staggers over to an ice cream van, doubled up in pain, and groans 'Large cone, please'. Bloke says 'Crushed nuts, mate?' and he says 'No, double hernia'.

[Jillius]

hee hee............love it

[lankeela]

Nice one.