Ambulance Chaser

[Madmonks]

A drunk comes out of a pub just as an ambulance passes with the blue lights flashing and siren wailing. He immediately sprints after it and chases it for half a mile before collapsing in a heap gasping " Stuff it, you can keep your ice cream!"

[dove]

and????????????

[Madmonks]

Dove....let me try to explain in short words so you can understand......if I use any words you don't recognise plase put your hand up and try to look thick.....no, hold on, just put your hand up, you already qualify fot the rest!...........HE THOUGHT THE AMBULANCE WAS AN ICE CREAM VAN.....get it now?

[dove]

thanks, chuckle chuckle

[Richie1976]

I thought the general rule with jokes, was that if you have to explain it, it means the joke was sh1te.

[Madmonks]

Ritchie1976,
When were the rules of joke telling compiled and where do I get a copy? Sometimes the fault is not with the teller but with the tellee! At least Dove chuckled when the penny dropped unlike yourself who probably needs a sense of humour implant.

[sophie_1003]

i thought it was funny!

[Madmonks]

Thanks Sophie, you have such good taste.

[dove]

bit slow in giving my thanks, but a bit slow in giving my laughs too . Thanks for sticking up for me x