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Employment jokes.
I wanted to be a baker, but they didn't have a roll for me.
I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast.
I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream.
Any more?????
I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast.
I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream.
Any more?????
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I tried working on a burger van but dint cut the mustard.
I worked in a spanner and pliers factory but never got to grips.
Was a human cannonball and got fired.
Postman then Department store santa and got the sack in both of those.
Shoe salesman and got the boot.
Optician but never saw eye to eye with the manager.
Hot air balloon specialist,until me and the boss fell out.
Bus inspector =, but never got on with anybody.
I now work in milinery, well if the cap fits.
Nearly got a job at underware cleaning company but found out they were on the skids.
My brother makes rungs for ladders, well its a step in the right direction.
I was offered a job at the sewage farm paying �130 pph, until i found out about all of the crap you have to deal with.
I worked in a spanner and pliers factory but never got to grips.
Was a human cannonball and got fired.
Postman then Department store santa and got the sack in both of those.
Shoe salesman and got the boot.
Optician but never saw eye to eye with the manager.
Hot air balloon specialist,until me and the boss fell out.
Bus inspector =, but never got on with anybody.
I now work in milinery, well if the cap fits.
Nearly got a job at underware cleaning company but found out they were on the skids.
My brother makes rungs for ladders, well its a step in the right direction.
I was offered a job at the sewage farm paying �130 pph, until i found out about all of the crap you have to deal with.