Pilots

[lankeela]

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane. Both are
wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his
way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit,
the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that
this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane
moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window
seats realize they're heading straight for the water at the edge of the
airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You
know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we re all
gonna f**kin' die."

[mibn2cweus]

I saw that coming . . . bon voyage . . . and happy landing!

[sophie_1003]

love that joke!!

[JonnyBoy12]

I loved this joke too.................. I thought it was a scream!!!