A nun gets on a bus

[Athley]

she's the only one on its quite late at night and she says to the driver,

'I know I'm a nun but I've been to the doctors today and he's told me I've only got a week to live. I would like to have sex before I die. The only thing is it has to be with a man who is single and it must be anal sex so that I remain a virgin.'

The bus driver thinks about it and sees she's a nun,

'OK then'

Afterwards the bus driver says,

'I've got a confession to make - I'm not single I'm a married man with 3 children'.

The nun says,

'That's OK I've got a confession to make too, my names Eric and I work at the fancy dress shop.'

[softspot]

Why do you do this? Having fun?

[Athley]

Sorry softspot - that you have had a sense of humour bypass operation - hope you recover soon!!

[jonnoman]

i found that realy funny actually!! ha ha ha, a little gross, but funny! :D

[Athley]

Thank you jonnoman

I have never put a joke on here before but heard that one in the pub last night.

I defo won't give up my day job though for a career in stand up - particularly if softyspots in the audience!!

[curlyperm]

Brill!!! : )) lmao x dont know why the people who have 'lost' their soh even bother looking!!

[lankeela]

Love it. The ones with the punchlines you don't expect are the best.

[crosso]

That one was going the rounds in the 80s - how come some people didn't expect it?

[patf49]

loved it , did not expect the punchline ROFL LOL

[JonnyBoy12]

This joke is 'virgin' on the ridiculous!