Can somebody complete this phrase?

[jrj6709]

"A wise man once said"....

[Ouisch]

..."no matter where you go, there you are."

[Philtaz]

....never eat yellow snow!

[NoGood Boyo]

"Concrete lamp-posts never go deaf" (Spike Milligan). "Any two sides of a triangle are together greater than the third". (this is true). Generally, lots of poeple use this phrase as an introduction to what they really want to say, in order to give it more weight or importance. Conversely, as you have seen, it's often used to introduce a witty (hopefully) saying too.

[cheyenne]

in a mad world only the mad are sane.

[dwl]

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king !!

[Jackanory]

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. (Confucius)

[Yeah Bee]

If you sow in wind you will reap storm. Malcolm X

[Yinzer]

"...I don't know, go ask a woman." Ha!!! Makes me laugh every time!

[b.j.k...]

man with hands in pocket feels cocky all day