Make up your own saying??

[leepassmore]

If you could make up your own saying, what would it be and in which situation???

Lee

[helpmetoo]

no skin on my ointment

[dr john]

There's a black sheep at the bottom of every barrel of apples.

[Thunderbird+]

Never trust a comedian who says "dont think I'm trying to be funny but"...

[taichiperson]

'Never trust a man who tucks his shirt into his underpants' - to a daughter/niece etc!! Good advice passed on to me by my father, so I didn't make it up, but it's worth passing on.............

[plowter]

Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny, love.

[shanx]

never have short arms and long pockets

[legend758duo]

dont trust a woman as far as you can throw her.

specially if she a big b!tch btw !!!!!

[ELVIS68]

Never raise both hands to a woman, use one to protect your nuts

[shanx]

what sort of women have you two met?

[legend758duo]

always keep a copy off thomson local handy , andy.

its better than gettin ur fingers broke when they kick ya : - )

[rabbitygirl]

Keep an eye on your knob. Not to be misconstrued as anything but a serious warning to anyone with brass door furniture. Some tealeaf has unscrewed the door knob and made off with it, screws too, leaving hubby to work the spindle with a pair of pliers.

[legend758duo]

rabbity always clean your tool ??????

[rabbitygirl]

Have tried to respond Legend but too tired to think of anything that isn't filthy! Nite Nite (and behave yourself).

[legend758duo]

rabbity you know im just too good lol : - )