im so gutted i think im gonna cry

[legend760]

whiffeys had 20 phone callsa.
one of them from me.
but not a single person has called me.
id leave ab immediately.
if i had somewhere to go to.

im in turmoil

i think i might jump of a kerb.
or throw myself in front of a shopping trolly.

either that or im gonna drown myself in an empty swimming pool.

heres ur last chance to save me from certain death
.
call me now.

im sewercidal btw

0034 691 926 624


HELP ME OBI WAN KENOBI , YOUR MY ONLY HOPE !!!

[Wee Yoda]

obi has gone awol

will i do?

[mrs bucket]

oooo legend
be expecting a call from blunder woman
or is that bob the builder (he can fix it)
cor he sounded hard lastnight
bet hes on the viagra lol

[caz247]

look bullet brain you ain't gonna drown if
there is no water in the pool are you.

god you are so dumb lol

[legend760]

nooone wants me

im gonna cryyyyyy

[weeal]

lol @ caz

[cazzz1975]

I would be scared to phone any member of AB

[legend760]

why

you could save a life

but if u dont care.................

[caz247]

yes you are right i don't care one bit
it's all ME ME ME

[sense4all]

We are trying to have an AB Samaritans staff meeting if you would like to leave a message after the beep - we will call back later ... BEEP ...

[cazzz1975]

I think whiffey is exaggerating his call success.

the right person will call you leg, im sure of it

[weeal]

think theyre both onto plums lol

[China Doll]

Putting your phone number on the WWW is ill advised.

[whiffey]

Agreed CD, utter madness, but worth it.

[China Doll]

That m'dear I will take your word for!

[legend760]

china and i thought you had balls too.

call me collect baby

id pay the bill


btw i actually got 2 calls.

i cant believe it

2 lovely ladies and they understood most of what i said.

cazz youve disappointed me


both of youse lol


china the one person i thought would withhold and call just cos shes so damn crazy.

now i see its a very well constructed image.

but lacks real balls lol

[legend760]

great let downs

rangers in europe

anually


england in the world cup, after the quarter finals.

ohhhhhhhhh and china doll tonite

sad really eh ??? : - (

[China Doll]

You're absolutely right Legend, I do lack balls and I'm not crazy.

Holds hands up

You got me.

[legend760]

sorry china


poor attempt at a comeback

fair enough if thats your patter.
but i did rate you higher


yet another of lifes let downs.

in a contest im afraid id show u up.

but fair play foir crawling into the thread.

now.

off to bed you comely wench.

and no more thoughts of speaking your mind and such nonsense.

if i was u id pay a fiver to say
you wee gimp

but then

unlike you.

i have the cahones

night china

sleep well little lady

lol

[China Doll]

You need to work on your baiting skills, they're really not up to much.

I'm not sure how I'll sleep tonight knowing I let you down but I'll give it my best shot and I can call you a gimp on here for free if I were that way inclined.

C- for effort.

Sweet dreams.

[legend760]

china

not at all.
bait you??

no need to bait a tame animal is there?
you only bait wild animals.
youre far too timid for me.
my initial fascination is dwindling quickly .
with your lack of enthusiasm and your lack of nerve.

had a few calls.
disappointed on 2 fronts with you.
first i thought you were a bit spontaneous.

second i thought you had some *****/balls call it what u will.

no matter.


a lesson learned i guess lol