I need cheering up

[Wix]

I've just got in from work about 10mins ago. The boss has given me a warning for making him jump.
It was funny though, i sneaked up behind him and shouted in his ear. It was worth it just to see the boss's face, looked like Elton john discovering his partner playing tag with a woman.

[weeal]

bet your boss needs cheering up as well wix lol

[Wix]

Well weeal, judging by what he said to me which i cannot repeat on here, i bet he's got me up on his dartboard!

[weeal]

well he will be smiling before you are then

pmsl

[Theland]

Think .... he might have wet himself.

[Slooow_Jo]

my 6 year old thinks its funny to make someone jump but I was kinda hope he'd grow out of it!!!

[weeal]

3 of us did it to the family dog once, it was hilarious

[taliesin238]

Dont worry about your boss!! He/she sounds far too up tight!! We play pranks on our boss all the time!! He hates it at first but always ends up having a laugh about it in the end!! Did u get an official warning?? Thats crazy if u did!!

Put on a funny film and eat some of your fav food to cheer u up!! Or u could stay on AB and laugh at some of the silly posts on here!! Or get someone to tell you a joke, heres one;- Why did the mexican push his wife off the edge of a cliff?? ..........

taquilla

[dove]

?????

please ,can someone tell me what i am missing?

x

[Slooow_Jo]

your sanity????

[dove]

heres anothe funny to cheer ya up.....
whats the fastest cake in the world?

....





A SCONE

LOL

[dove]

THANKS FOR NOTHIN JO


















(dove laughs silently)

[taliesin238]

Love that one dove!! One of my favs!! Keep up the good work!!!

[bigmamma]

Cheer up hun :-) x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yqny7fwxKw

[weeal]

mamma that was really funny x

[Wix]

Just gone and got myself a bottle of wine. I didn't get an official warning but to summerise the conversation i was told that i would be on the floor if i did it again.
Childish but some of things we do to him, like the time we stuck a load of gay porn on his laptop. That was funny. All childish, but all work and no play makes you look like a nun.

[Wix]

Thanks to all, i feel a bit happier now!

[weeal]

i love playing practical jokes at work to but nothing serious, just stuff like cellotaping stuff to the desk etc
changing text in documents into wingdings or auto replacing certain words whilst someone types

lol

[dove]

(thanks taliesin

can it be our secret?)





do you know me second best fave?????

'what do ya call a dog with no tongue?...............................................................................................................................................................................
smelly ********
lol

[O'Reilly]

Go mend a lift - that will cheer you up