From annanova and the New York Post:

[Whickerman]

Police in Lansing, Mich., are ready for Halloween.

They have stockpiled chainsaws, in case zombies invade.

"We have been doing mock disasters and cross-training for several years," said Lt. Bruce Ferguson.

"So people can feel confident that if zombies start invading, we'll know how to close the streets."

[China Doll]

It's ok, I have short s and a vest top, we'll be just fine.

What?! Of course I'm taking it seriously!!

[naomi24]

Halloween? You sure it's not April 1, Whicker?

[Whickerman]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/700895 8401

http://hub.lsj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/ 20071024/NOISE05/710240310

[naomi24]

I believed you, Whicker, but it made me laugh. Nothing surprises me with the Americans - but at least those good townsfolk can sleep soundly in their beds safe in the knowledge that they're safe from zombies (George Bush excepted). :o)

[wolf63]

I read that article last week - and took it at face value. It has got to the stage where nothing surprises me..especially about the Americans.

[Whickerman]

I thought it was a great story! Maybe, just maybe, it'll pay off someday!

[weeal]

lol, theyre really nuts arent they

a "swarm" of zombies ha haha

reminds me that Resident Evil is on TV tonight !