Do you ever feel like giving up ?

[whiffey]

Take tonight for example, I am sitting here waiting for the phone to ring, but it hasn't, it's just sitting on the piano doing sweet sod all, anything but ringing. I've microwaved the low-fat hot dogs, microwaved the tomato and basil risotto, and each time I thoought the ting of the microwave was the phone ringing. But no such luck. I think women are a complete waste of time. I am going to stick to masturbation and guns.

[dot.hawkes]

oh guns are bad for your health whiffey.

[cazzz1975]

I do actually whiffey, (feel like giving up)

I suggest you dont bother waiting for the call, cook yourself a pants burning curry and watch a male film, followed by some dubious sky channels until mel goes to bed

[VillageVicar]

OK Whiffy..start at Middle C and play along�sotto voce!

Look at me, I�m as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I�m clinging to a cloud
I can�t understand, I get misty
At the sight of your behind

Walk my way� and a thousand violins begin to play
For it might be the sound of your �hello�
This music I hear
I get misty, when the microwave tings

You can say� that your leading me on
But it�s JUST what I want you to do
Don�t you notice how hopelessly I�m lost
That�s why I�m using AB� you see

On my own�would I wonder through this cyber world alone
Never knowing my caps lock from my alt
AB from VD, I'm too misty
Oh I�m just Whif-eee




Play it again Sam!

[woodhamgirl]

Look without us women you guys would be lost -
who else
would keep you dangling,
would show you how to use a microwave
would enjoy retail therapy at your expense

girls-im sure you could add to the list

[VillageVicar]

Excuse the grammar �.wrote too fast

But I�m sure you got the gist! Cheer up!

[fluffykitten]

i can play u the piano to cheer u up!!! am trained classically darlings.

just learning dohnanyi at the moment, good for the soul!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXVr_5s7Px4 - this is it!!!! listen to it whiffey!!! u`ll feel like a new man

[fluffykitten]

quality is crap of recording but you get the idea!! real music.

not some made up sschoooool rhyme

[bigmamma]

Chin up whiffey , this isn't like you love , have you got a good dvd you can watch , hope you cheer up :-) xxx

Well done Fr Bill :-) xxx

[Marvelman]

Cheer up whiff, there is more to life than women and sex, there's errrr, hmmmm, other things like errrr, hmmm, can't just think at the moment of one, but there must be something,

[babybow]

duh you lost for words marvel pmsl

[tisme]

as my mother says a wached pot never boils i hope it rings for you soon

[fluffykitten]

call me if u want to perk yaself up!!! let me know, i`m a good listener xxxxx