Calling all AB Oddballs....

[Gromit]

Do you have any or all of the following features?

- extremely large heads and foreheads
- wide or close-set eyes
- over or undersized ears and/or nose
- facial deformities
- pronounced cheekbones
- ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

Then, there could be a job for you here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/70831 23.stm

Please volunteer any ABers you think appropriate.

[EricaNurney]

i have hairy palms, is that any good

[Lonnie]

I can waggle my ears and dislocate my thumbs at will, if that counts.

[jno]

Lonnie, can you mutter 'Beam me up, Scotty' into a cigarette packet? If so your fortune is made.

[Zen]

This is me on a good day

http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/ferengi/image s/14-02-1.jpg

[jodie73]

I have pointy ears like Spock.

[weeal]

I can raise just one eyebrow !

[China Doll]

I have small ears and nose and am ultra plain.

However, just cause I think they'd like it and in no particular order I volunteer...

Gromit
triggerhippy
paulos66
moonshadow
Supernick
Goodsoulette (I think she'd make a great clingon)

[Goodsoulette]

Can I nominate China for a ferengi?

I have wide set eyes, 4.2 cm aprt
a small nose

and of course a pasty on my forehead.

[China Doll]

I actually had to google a ferengi as didn't know what you were talking about... I think it's a good likeness actually love, spot on!

[Goodsoulette]

and my nerdiness was revealed in one small swoop. I just can resist a thread titled Star Trek.

[China Doll]

Who was your favourite captain? See I like the Jean Luc Picard era, I think he was the best. That female captain was pants... Why'd they finally get a female captain and then make her so damn rubbish?! I'd have made a better captain....

Not that I've ever watched it that much obviously.

[Reverandfunk]

Did you know that John merrick the elephant man had a perfectly formed set of genitals???

[paulos66]

An old has been on one thread and now I'm ultra perfect - what a day I'm having!!!

[Goodsoulette]

I dont really like the original series that much. Of course I like Picard but I really like Janeway too(probably a little more, especially a ridiculous accent), Star Trek voyager was by far my favourite series. It took me three seasons to get into Deep Space 9 but the worst by far is Enterprise. Scott Bakula should have stuck to leaping through time to put right what once went wrong, and not carried he swiss cheese brain into the STar TRek series. I did love Quantum leap though.

[Gromit]

Goodsoulette

In order of best to worst

1 TNG - Brilliant
2 VOYAGER - Very Good
3 DS9 - Long haul but worthwhile
4 Original Series - Some great stories but dated
5 Enterprise - A disgrace

[Goodsoulette]

Isn't that theme song awful from Enterprise. From generation I always liked the Q and Borg episodes and I also like saying "make it so" wherever possible.

[Gromit]

Worse than awful.

Isn't it Russell Watson wasting his talent?

[China Doll]

Gromit... left you something in your comedy post. Please look.

[Gromit]

http://www.startreksoundtracks.com/composers/s ts-performer-watson.html